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@myqkaplan
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NYC, Boston, miscellaneous
– comic, friendly, vegan, atheist, optimist, dorky, awesome, human
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if i were a thief in gotham city, i'd leave riddles at every crime scene, so they'd think it was the riddler. the framer has struck again!
8 minutes ago
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Blank Verse Comedy
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interesting show tomorrow night combining shakespeare and stand-up w/
@myqkaplan
headlining!
http://t.co/TLEd5V6kSc
#bostoncomedy
20 minutes ago
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Disney World’s rich-kid outrage
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the rich are hiring the disabled to cut lines at disney. awful? job creation! disable yourself and make a grand a day
http://t.co/DhBzpjnii2
58 minutes ago
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BREAKING NEWS: to perform at tomorrow night!
themoonshow.tumblr.com/post/50931456476/myq-kaplan-has-been-added-to-tomorrows-show-we
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Myq Kaplan
BREAKING NEWS:
@MyqKaplan
to perform at
@TheMoonShow
tomorrow night
21 hours ago
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the police are sometimes called "the fuzz." other times, "five-oh!" i call them the "five-oh! clock shadow."
24 hours ago
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Hang Out with Me
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Too Many Tweets Monday
#TMTM
continues with a new podcast! Hang Out With Me and
@JLCauvin
and
@JaqiFurback
:
http://t.co/ohaLOEZ1Ld
2 days ago
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My Crazy Office - Episode 7
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i help people with problems in this 10-minute podcast (including you, if your problem is "podcasts are too long"):
http://t.co/NtSeXX5Jn8
2 days ago
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THE MOON
themoonshow.tumblr.com/
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tonight, a big quiz thing! (
http://t.co/OQPQZysI0R
)
tomorrow, the moon! (
http://t.co/HbUndJbW0N
)
eventually, death! so come to a show. live!
2 days ago
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some drugs have really long, complicated actual names. for example, no one ever pronounces MDMA in full as "marylandmassachusetts."
4 days ago
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"i yam that which i yam, a sailor man" --popeye-ambic pentameter
5 days ago
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