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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls, crushing ice and treading water for days on end.
171 Posts by no_patients
171 Posts by no_patients
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@75judi I'm yet to hit the dizzying heights of 25 http://t.co/UHli3kjm ah daddy
Why do people say 'no offense' as though that magically makes their ensuing offensive comments non-offensive? Embrace your offensiveness.
I've always said St. Andrews is full of wankers: "Masturbation in the library toilets is against University rules" -
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"@kate_bowman: "Masturbation in the library toilets is a violation of...University regulations" - hilarious
Reminder! @pennjillette & @MrTeller new series Fool Us starts on ABC1 tonight 9.30 ABC1. The 2 work out how magicians do their trick. #fb
over HALLOWEEN, I'll be doing a 101 HOUR no sleep NON STOP twitter film fundraiser for my 100% FAN FUNDED FILM, does that deserve a #FF? lol
Curiosity killed the Matt > #1Man1Mission
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If this message is re-tweeted 1000 times today, I will donate £1000 to charity: http://t.co/Xpaj3ZI #1Man1Mission @sustrans
RT @PenguinBooks: RT @classicpenguins -> Join us! RT to win 1 of 3 beautiful clothbound #Draculas, as designed by our own @CBickfordSmith
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