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@ohdann0
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I don't take things seriously. I'll always try new things. I drive with my windows down and my music up. I'm nothing like anyone you've ever known.
27 Posts by ohdann0
xclusivequotes
Xclusive Quotes
It's better to let go and see if they come back, than to hold on and see if they let go.
#XclusiveCity
07/03/2011
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notgarybusey
Not Gary Busey
If you've ever had trouble getting the straw into a Capri Sun, then you know what banging a fat chick while you're drunk is like.
06/18/2011
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beeradvocate
Beer Advocate
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: Someone should make a
#beer
called Mondays, then getting a case of the Mondays would not be so bad.
04/18/2011
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conanobrien
Conan O'Brien
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: Eight more days of Lent, then it’s back to chocolate, bourbon, and Lady Boxing on Pay-Per-View.
04/17/2011
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paulypeligroso
Pauly Casillas
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: I like my women like I like my washing machines: Can take a huge load and wash my clothes.
04/07/2011
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notgarybusey
Not Gary Busey
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: LeBron James' mom was arrested for assault and used her one phone call on LeBron. THAT is the only ring he'll ever get in Miami.
04/07/2011
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depresseddarth
Darth Vader
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: If Donald Trump wins the presidency in 2012, I hope he invites Obama to his boardroom and says "You're fired."
04/05/2011
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notgarybusey
Not Gary Busey
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: I get weird looks at the gym when I ask people to spot me. It's not my fault I can't reach my back in the shower.
04/04/2011
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notgarybusey
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: If I have sex with one woman while another is making me a sandwich, that's still a 3-way in my book.
04/03/2011
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notgarybusey
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: You don't know how many times I wake up and the last thing I remember from the night before is someone saying "Here, drink this."
03/26/2011
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