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41 Posts by oliveskivies
I will never walk to class without being ready to dodge a nerf bullet at the drop of a hat again. #epicnight ✌
*sips martini* im bond. *drinks more* names jame bomd. im bont *falls down* jims bron
Speaking of perversions of culture, can't wait to see what Lindsay Lohan does with Lindsay Lohan as Lindsay Lohan in a wig in Liz & Dick.
Part of my therapy means I can say "get it, gurl" to someone only once a day.
Jerry Seinfeld boards his plane. The stewardess walks by and hands him a pack of peanuts. "Hey what's up w--" "Not again, Jerry." she cries.
It's like comparing Fiona Apple to Fiona Orange, her unsuccessful slam poet sister
*throws tomato at self*
Nobody realizes that the media presents 2 sides of a very narrow spectrum as if it's all the perspective that there is. #ForeignPolicyDebate
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