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620 Posts by oliviaharderxox
620 Posts by oliviaharderxox
Wish i was good at girl things like hair, and makeup and clothes but thats too much effort so screw all yall i have a terrific personality
If my jokes offend you:
1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies
4. You’re a pussy
*makes typo*
*deletes tweet*
*deletes account*
*destroys computer*
*changes name*
*moves to pakistan*
*opens a curry shop*
me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
#iCanAdmit that I prefer to smoke YOLO blunts over baby meth joints.
A mushroom asked a carrot out on a date. She said no, to which the mushroom replied "come on, I'm a fun-gi". HAHAHAHA AWWW SHEEIIIIITT
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