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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
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8,307 Posts by pattonoswalt
WATCH: Todd Glass' Powerful PSA For Gay Org
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Todd Glass does a powerful PSA for a gay org http://t.co/dpSAgfqM
Just transcribed the lyrics to Firefall's "You Are the Woman." My calligraphy set had quite a workout tonight. #gentleTweets
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Legendary illustrator Leo Dillon is dead. He & his wife, Diane, were amazing artists. Look: http://t.co/bftWheJC
"Think of your credibility as a spotless, white silk sheet. Let me be your wet, spraying bowel movement." -- Trump & Romney After Dark
.@realDonaldTrump Crispin Glover on Letterman was less humiliating than your drop-in on CNN today. PLEASE keep endorsing Romney.
Just farted at the gym and stopped to make sure everyone around me had headphones on. #theydid #dignityintact
Hey Irvine! My 11/11 and 11/12 shows have moved to 11/18 and 11/19. Sorry -- here are the details:
pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?id=293&page=events
Fuck, disregard last Tweet. Here: my 6/11 and 6/12 shows have moved to 6/18 and 6/19. Sorry -- here are the details: http://t.co/wfQ8p0G2
Hey Irvine! My 11/11 and 11/12 shows have moved to 11/18 and 11/19. Sorry -- here are the details:
pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?id=293&page=events
Hey Irvine! My 11/11 and 11/12 shows have moved to 11/18 and 11/19. Sorry -- here are the details: http://t.co/wfQ8p0G2
Hey, remember PULP FICTION? The kids who were born a YEAR AFTER it came out are about to graduate high school. #suicide
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