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Paul + Paul = Pauls... I think that sums me up quite nicely. I do bad puns. Apologies in advance.
414 Posts by pauleggleston
414 Posts by pauleggleston
My chauffeur won't stop going on about his new anti-gravity car. He's driving me up the wall.
I was just sorting out my loft, and I think I've found an original Picasso emoticon (%
I keep making spelling mistakes, and then pointing them out. This concerns me. In fact I'm wurried [sic] about it.
I had an argument with my neighbour and he put a brick through my window. Fortunately he's a street magician, so there's no damage.
I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'. It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.
Details of the Jersey to Cardigan Bay yacht race are still a bit woolly.
Horse walks into a bar. Barman asks "Why the long face?" Horse replies "It developed 15 million years ago to help graze on lowland grasses."
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