Twitter profile for paulryangosling

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@paulryangosling

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The better Paul Ryan. PARODY. Role-playing.

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, in the spirit of Presidents Day, I promise to never tell a lie. Hahaha! I crack myself up.

02/18/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, I haven't forgotten about you. xoxo http://t.co/azvtkah5

02/14/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 86 more

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, I thought I'd get to meet my newspaper heroes on @meetthepress today but Dilbert and The Family Circus were no-shows. LAME.

01/27/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 37

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, I went on Meet The Press today, but guess what? It was just stupid journalists and no weight benches. LAME.

01/27/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 102

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, if Team Mitt had won, it'd have been Meatloaf lipsynching the national anthem.

01/23/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 153

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, Mitt's taking our loss pretty badly. He just sits in his car elevator all day, pushing buttons and eating sleeves of Thin Mints.

01/19/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 124

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, it's Gun Appreciation Day today! That's why I'm wearing a tank top! #ak47s #muscles #powpow #colddeadhand

01/19/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 185

paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, know who else didn't win VP? John Edwards. And look how great he, um, well, okay, so maybe....SHIT.

01/15/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 52

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paulryangosling Paul Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, I've been thinking about you

01/11/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,936 more

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Hey girl, at least we still have...Janesville? #fml

11/07/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 91