Twitter profile for petergriffinn

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@petergriffinn

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Parody/Role-Playing account. Not associated with Seth Macfarlane or FOX.

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

"Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!" ...Seriously? Take your keyboard, and bash your head into it.

04/30/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,063

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

Instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol"... Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

04/29/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3,922

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

#FF - If you're single, going through a breakup, or deeply in love, I suggest you ＦＯＬＬＯＷ @antiSerphres his tweets are inspiring and honest!

04/29/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 32

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" pretty much mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral.

04/29/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,933

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

I'm not try to impress you or anything... but I have a full tank of gas.

04/29/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,075

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

Retweet this if you're tired of 'retweet this if' tweets.

04/24/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,495

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

#Ithurtswhen people don't know about the word.

04/24/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,276

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

Say it out loud........ ice, bank, mice, elf....

04/23/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,273

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

Don't forget: 4/21/11 is National Surprise Drug Test Day. #nsdtd

04/20/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 5,443

petergriffinn Peter Griffin

"Do you know how many calories are in that?" "Do you know how many fucks I don't give?"

04/19/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 4,545