Twitter profile for pickles_mcsmith

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@pickles_mcsmith

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CNN hair & makeup artist

mirandalambert Miranda Lambert

Y'all I'm quitting everything bad....drinking and cussing....and fake smokin in videos... #AprilFools

04/01/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,276

pickles_mcsmith Mallori

And the traveling never stops... On my way to Sheffielf/Muscle Shoals, Alabama... Yeeeehaw

01/25/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

lnternetgrandma Grumpy Grandma

Diet pills are easier to swallow inside a jelly donut.

01/23/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 53

pickles_mcsmith Mallori

Such a tough week burying my sweet Nana....Heaven gained the greatest little Angle ever! 🙏👼❤ http://t.co/Nh51uXnn

01/23/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

iameviltebow Tom Tebow

Manti Te'o's girlfriend was as real as hot chicks at Notre Dame. #NonExistant

01/17/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 323

bitchyououtt Bitch Please

I hope Santa sits on your face tonight.

12/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 314

helloross Ross Mathews

If I didn't make top 16, I would NOT stick around to dance in the background. I'd be at the bar down the street. #MissUniverse

12/19/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 439

country_words Country Words

I told you I was crazy. -Miranda Lambert

12/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 948

jimgaffigan Jim Gaffigan

That fiscal cliff sounds even worse than one of those Cliff bars.

11/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 383

pickles_mcsmith Mallori

Cannot wait to eat my feelings and drown my Monday sorrows with @LindseyBowers @HolemanandFinch #cheeseburgerwinenight

11/05/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite