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@pixiechaser
twitter.com/pixiechaser
Wilmington, NC
– U of Maryland English Literature graduate. Writer, dreamer, gamer..
1,417 Posts by pixiechaser
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Meghan
Is Mr. Potato Head baked?
34 minutes ago
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Meghan
If the early bird gets the worm...can I sleep in and get some bacon???
4 hours ago
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Meghan
A new phrase for all of you to learn: "Deja moo"... a feeling that you've heard that bullshit before!
5 hours ago
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Meghan
I love doors that read "This door should remain closed and locked at all times." We have enough of those; they're called walls.
3 days ago
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Meghan
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
5 days ago
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Meghan
If I'm ever on life support, pull the plug and plug it back in. See if that works.
6 days ago
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Meghan
When i am on my death bed and all my friends and family are there, i want my last words to be."i left a million dollars in the..."
7 days ago
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Meghan
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like – Will Rogers.
7 days ago
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Meghan
Which animal is responsible for the most human deaths? Apparently the MOSQUITO.
11 days ago
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Meghan
If one glass of wine a day is good for you, Imagine what a whole bottle could do!
11 days ago
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