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U of Maryland English Literature graduate. Writer, dreamer, gamer..
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A new phrase for all of you to learn: "Deja moo"... a feeling that you've heard that bullshit before!
I love doors that read "This door should remain closed and locked at all times." We have enough of those; they're called walls.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
If I'm ever on life support, pull the plug and plug it back in. See if that works.
When i am on my death bed and all my friends and family are there, i want my last words to be."i left a million dollars in the..."
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like – Will Rogers.
Which animal is responsible for the most human deaths? Apparently the MOSQUITO.
If one glass of wine a day is good for you, Imagine what a whole bottle could do!
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