Twitter profile for pleasantsurpriz

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@pleasantsurpriz

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i'm just here to spew...and laugh...yup, those two things. vodka, sex and stupidity are kind of my bailiwick.

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pleasantsurpriz I call not it

Good bye dinner for fez :-( (@ P.F. Chang's) [pic]: http://t.co/T28irmNH

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tinkerbell_ Tink

Don't be mean. Really. It's not that fucking difficult.

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I like me You? Meh

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pleasantsurpriz I call not it

Guess which of your sisters I fucked? Do we have any vodka? Does herpes look like this? ?s i greatly prefer to: where did all the money go?

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vaginarcissist VagiNarcissist

@PleasantSurpriz I would have beat his ass, unzipped his pants, touched his stupid chest and rode him like Secreteriat by page 6.

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pleasantsurpriz I call not it

Twitter: making finding someone who will so much easier

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pleasantsurpriz I call not it

Seems unreasonably early to already have left the house

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Good God, you’re so cute Like pop-the-head-off-a-dandelion-so-I-can-keep-it-in-my-purse-cute

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pleasantsurpriz I call not it

Thank you, to all of those who serve, served, share and shared their loved ones, so that we can be free

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That..

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