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isexstrology iSexstrology™

#Cancer's tend to over protect themselves from emotional threats..

06/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 351

isexstrology iSexstrology™

#Cancer's are so, so sensitive.

06/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 347

isexstrology iSexstrology™

As a #Cancer your heart is on your sleeve. Every little thing that you initiated eats at your sensitive stomach and tender heart.

06/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 375

isexstrology iSexstrology™

#Cancers are very open with their affections and make great listeners,but people always take them for granted.

06/07/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 587

isexstrology iSexstrology™

#Cancer's are the people others go to for advice.

06/07/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 443

badluckmeme Bad Luck Brian

Home alone masturbating. Parents throw him a surprise party.

06/07/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 556

karateboykyle Karate Kyle

The principal said I couldn't wear my karate outfit to school, so I wore it to his funeral.

06/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,384

karateboykyle Karate Kyle

They spit on my shirt, I spit on their graves.

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karateboykyle Karate Kyle

They took my inhaler. I took their lungs.

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badluckmeme Bad Luck Brian

Buys a loaf of bread. All end pieces.

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