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Bangalore, India – Armchair thinker, excessive drinker, occasional writer, wants to be lighter.

rameshsrivats Ramesh Srivats

Really. Sorry for self promo and all. But Fantasy IPL LIVE update is too much fun. *Gets out of Twitter to focus on admiring new feature*

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#RRvsMi Imagine if Rishi Dhawan's nose is itching. He desperately wants to scratch. But. No chance. Police is watching.

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Raining in Kolkata before the match. This Mamata. Precipitates every situation.

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Btw, we're trying out Live Updates on IPL Fantasy League, ok. 1. Click on "Live". 2. Watch your PowerPlayer getting out. 3. Er... enjoy.

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Meanwhile, Asad Rauf in Tamil Nadu - Knock knock. Yaar adhu? Asad. Asad who? Aama konjum asadu dhaan. Sorry.

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Vindoo Dara Singh used to be known as "Jack" in betting circles. Nowadays, he is Jacked.

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@coolfunnytshirt Tch. I give up man. Getting ahemmed for every tweet these days. *Skulks off sulking*

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Today's IPL matches - Indian Premier League: Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians. Indian Police League: Mumbai Police vs Delhi Police.

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While the cops quickly arrest everyone whose numbers are found on bookies' phones, Meru Cabs, Just Dial, Pizza Hut and all must be shivering

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Remarkable enthu being shown by Delhi police. Gambling must be the worst crime around.

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