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Indigenous kicking thing • Editor of the Onion • 'No. 8 All-Time'
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Looking back, I think my biggest contribution to American culture was either inventing pizza or coining the phrase "Hey, shut up."
Okay, you've had your fun. Haha. You got me. Can we stop pretending that champagne is good now?
Getting PRETTY GOOD at not peeing on my kid's bath toys when I'm showering.
Yo, check this: Former Onion head writer & current Colbert genius @danguterman is slingin' mad yuks on here. #FF for supreme satisfaction.
Can't fucking wait to read this fucking thing by fucking @mrdavehill
I FUCKING LOVE PRODUCTIVITY SO MUCH I SUCK PRODUCTIVITY'S ASSHOLE OUT OF LOVE AND INTIMACY NOT IN A GROSS WAY BUT IN A TENDER WAY
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