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– Indigenous kicking thing • Editor of the Onion • 'No. 8 All-Time'
4,229 Posts by randazzoj
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That Mitt Romney word scramble game app is pretty easy.
20 hours ago
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Joe Randazzo
Looking back, I think my biggest contribution to American culture was either inventing pizza or coining the phrase "Hey, shut up."
22 hours ago
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Joe Randazzo
Okay, you've had your fun. Haha. You got me. Can we stop pretending that champagne is good now?
23 hours ago
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Joe Randazzo
The Godfather Live
http://t.co/sPpNXiRB
2 days ago
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Joe Randazzo
ANOTHER COOL THING I can do is pick up a tampon with my foot.
2 days ago
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Joe Randazzo
Getting PRETTY GOOD at not peeing on my kid's bath toys when I'm showering.
2 days ago
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Joe Randazzo
Yo, check this: Former Onion head writer & current Colbert genius
@danguterman
is slingin' mad yuks on here.
#FF
for supreme satisfaction.
4 days ago
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Joe Randazzo
Can't fucking wait to read this fucking thing by fucking
@mrdavehill
7 days ago
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Joe Randazzo
I FUCKING LOVE PRODUCTIVITY SO MUCH I SUCK PRODUCTIVITY'S ASSHOLE OUT OF LOVE AND INTIMACY NOT IN A GROSS WAY BUT IN A TENDER WAY
7 days ago
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Back the fuck away from that phone right the fuck now
8 days ago
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