Twitter profile for rayke

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@rayke

twitter.com/rayke

Oklahoma City – - Student, brother, heroin junkie, S+M Freak, mescaline addict.

rayke Ryan Drake

This is jorts weather.

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rayke Ryan Drake

SIRI CAN I USE HAIL AS MARTINI ICE?

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thespyfm The Spy

And its strategic location? Fate, i think not... @mariadru @Rayke You know, the best part of this photo is the mustard stain on my shirt.

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rayke Ryan Drake

This is how we distract ourselves from the death-storms and the Thunder loss. @mariadru http://t.co/s5FNXPzn

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rayke Ryan Drake

Power out at S&B; People are way more concerned by the lack of basketball than they are concerned for their lives. At least we have beer!

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portlandtoe Spoon River

i bet @rayke has a huge dick because he is jew.

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mariadru Maria Atkinson

@Rayke Despicable, see if I ever let you eat one of my muffins again.

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rayke Ryan Drake

LOOK AT THAT WOLF SHIRT. LOOK AT IT. RT @jane4oh5: Schwarzstock 2012 http://t.co/TNG18PyW Hey @Rayke!

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heathazaar Heather King

@Rayke Well I just Shamwow'd my own piss off of the floor soooo... #letsdothisthang

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rayke Ryan Drake

Just used a Slap-Chop™ to cut up my Advil just in case anyone wants to get in a Facebook relationship with me.

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