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um @Rockstar_Matt keeps poking me on FB. I think he wants to poke my bum
:( RT @Rockstar_Matt "Girls always go for players and ignore the nice guy, forever alone." SOMEONE CALL THE WHAAAAAMBULANCE!
"Girls always go for players and ignore the nice guy, forever alone." SOMEONE CALL THE WHAAAAAMBULANCE!
What's better than a movie with David Spade in it? A movie with two David Spades in it.
Reading the comments on Stuff Articles hurts my head. They're amusing but I can feel myself getting stupider.
I'm at Undercroft (Ilam, Canterbury)
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Tenacious D - fuck her gently
@justcallmeDEE_ Not sad more just loving romantic soppy shit. Like this
If you say, "babe you turn my software into hardware", and she responds why it isn't possible, run. She'll know how to find all your porn.
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