Twitter profile for samantharobot

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@samantharobot

twitter.com/samantharobot

Los Angeles, CA – actor/ HBO writer/ Texan/ unicorn enthusiast/ robot lover/ SMU

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

@slack2thefuture The beast at Tanagra. (nerd)

04/11/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

9 #MyFavoriteNumber

03/31/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

@LadyKateBond I know there were TONS of ppl at the North Hollywood McDonald's this morning.

03/31/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

@DadHasADD This is a good point. Off to have pizza for lunch.

03/13/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

Just saw church with giant horrifying scary font sign that says "DEATH UNDONE!" (then small print: Join us for Easter!)

03/08/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

Couples on House Hunters REALLY love to chop vegetables in their new kitchen.

03/02/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

What sitcom should I pitch this year? My Parents Did WHAT? My Parents Are WHO? My Parents Are WHERE? or F**k My Parents!

02/28/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

I need a 30 sec warning before a movie trailer about the devil comes on tv/radio SO I CAN RUN AWAY. Not cool.

02/27/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

caissie Caissie St.Onge

I hope the Pope goes on Househunters International to look for his new apartment.

02/11/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12

samantharobot samantha mcintyre

Why are elves SO smug?

01/07/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21