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Collector Internet Drivle, Smarmy wisecracks, jokes. Writers Content. Hobby: Mass Manipulation Through Cuteness. Spelled with an 'o', not like Mark Twain.
9,234 Posts by samuel_clemons
9,234 Posts by samuel_clemons
Your mother so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her. RT @infecti0ns Your mother is so poor she can't even pay attention
Bulls find missing piece in Mouse
www2.tbo.com/sports/usf-bulls/2012/may/29/bulls-find-missing-piece-in-mouse-ar-409511/
Bulls find missing piece in Mouse: By JOEY JOHNSTON | The Tampa Tribune When Jessica Mouse was a baby, her fathe..
there comes a time when a ferret just has to be smarmy, tear up da joint, then sleep it all off in da sock drawer
Where Does Sam Get his Stuff?
dld.bz/b3bjD
be a miracle. smile every now and again, would ya? ~ freakin' weirdo
the contest involves you winning a rare, genuine chewed up spoon i pilfered off da dog. i know this seems too good to be true
tired of the same useless drivel? hey! so am i. i'm usually the one who tweets it
are tired of your boring Timeline? buy 2,000 followers now! inactive, drowned Bangledeshi teens, but hey nobody will know but you
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