Twitter profile for samuraisword71

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@samuraisword71

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I don't like to joke around. There are no ifs, ands, or maybes about it. There are butts though...

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samuraisword71 Sam Smith

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samuraisword71 Sam Smith

Cousin love <3 https://t.co/Vox4j3IGEd

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chuchugoogoo john truckasauras

"hey man, nice ceiling!" -ceiling fan

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kylekinane Kyle Kinane

You only date men that are taller than you? Well I only date women with bigger boobs than me, so... (best insult if I was in middle school)

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samuraisword71 Sam Smith

Advice https://t.co/P8cwx4kNd9

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stephenathome Stephen Colbert

Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100.

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samuraisword71 Sam Smith

How come there isn't an "overweight son who thinks he's funny" day? Like, I think I deserve it.

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