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@sarcasmo718
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Please, keep replying with improved versions of my tweets.
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Sarcasmo
Uncles love showing you shit on YouTube.
2 hours ago
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rummylauded
The Muse
Kids: When fucking up your own life just isn't enough.
5 hours ago
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The Muse
Your dreams are as hungry as your demons. Make sure you're feeding the right ones.
5 hours ago
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The Muse
The problem with natural selection is that it isn't killing stupid people off quickly enough.
5 hours ago
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The Muse
You know you're fucked when your reaction to tenderness is to wonder how you're being manipulated.
5 hours ago
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That layup made me hate Lebron all over again.
18 hours ago
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All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
19 hours ago
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Garret Ware
If you don't like the way women drive...get off the sidewalks
19 hours ago
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Garret Ware
Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
19 hours ago
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Garret Ware
My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
19 hours ago
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