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3,471 Posts by sarcasmo718
Your dreams are as hungry as your demons.
Make sure you're feeding the right ones.
The problem with natural selection is that it isn't killing stupid people off quickly enough.
You know you're fucked when your reaction to tenderness is to wonder how you're being manipulated.
All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle.
I just never had the balls to do it.
Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
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