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757 Posts by sarcasticwilly
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
The night before, place things you don't want to forget in the morning on top of your shoes.
Re-read books and re-watch movies at different times of your life. The stories don't change but your perspective does.
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference.
Don’t make decisions when you’re angry. Don’t make promises when you’re happy.
Video buffering on YouTube? Press the up arrow, it will start a game of snake.
You're 13, you smoke, drink, and have sex? You have a bright future ahead of you.
Oh, you hashtag things on Facebook? I bet nobody finds you annoying or repulsive.
Oh, you have music on your cell phone? Play it loud for all of us, no headphones please.
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