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3,629 Posts by schmoodles
3,629 Posts by schmoodles
Your baby's 4 days old? Cool.
Your baby's 6 weeks old? Ok.
Your baby's 27 months old? For fuck's sake, you can start talking in years now.
If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry.
Writing ’BOOBS’ on an upside down calculator doesn't seem as magical now that we can do things like this… http://t.co/ShMAg7X49K
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