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wait a minute im trying to think of something really funny to say hold on ihave it oh no its gone again. i'm an ex-married dad here for a little fun
9,461 Posts by seangp73
9,461 Posts by seangp73
I won’t be telling anyone after I win powerball tonight. I’ll go on with life as usual for a while and slowly disappear into the sunset.
I was hiking and almost got attacked by a coyote. That's almost as scary as the time I thought I lost my iPhone.
alright folks...i need coffee and a man sausage. will have to settle for just coffee though. later, you magical creatures. <3
my daughter and i just played "survivor." it's where i cook her instant mashed potatoes that expired in 2012. and now we wait...
the dogs don't bother sniffing my undies anymore. they know i'm not getting any. :/
That moment when you realize the only clean shirt you have is your ex's... So you go out naked cuz fuck that guy.
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