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How much do I care about you? Well, I cry when I daydream about washing your hair, and I have a mini statue of you on my Thermos made from cat poop. THAT much!
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2,646 Posts by seanincypress
My dog just stared at me while he dragged his ballsack across my carpet, and I don't feel safe here anymore.
My cat, Stevens, will now only answer to the name Yusuf Islameow, for some reason. That's weird.
The paramedics rush in, begin CPR, flip over my Medic Alert bracelet: "A little Lionel Richie couldn't hurt".
Chris "The Birdman" Andersen pretends to fall asleep first, in hopes that you'll draw a penis on him.
Don't make a big deal about my bday tomorrow. I'd hate that. Again, my Effin BD is tomorrow. Respect my Effin privacy. Coz BD. Tomorrow.
"Let the Fritos hit the floor
Let the Firtos hit the floor
Let the Fritos hit the flooooooor" - Dogs
the foot bone is connected to the ankle bone your ankle bone is connected to your knee bone because you have a very rare skeletal disease
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