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3,113 Posts by sebtalksalot
3,113 Posts by sebtalksalot
I'd delete my drunken tweets if I could tell them apart from my sober ones.
Sick of transsexuals thinking they're some wicked strange shit. My boyfriend can make me come without touching my clit, where's my show?
So sick of Celine Dion wailing about her heterosexual life, if you're in love why you so sad bitch
Thanks everybody for all your excitement and kindness about my upcoming tour. Thanks for buying tickets and traveling. I need you! ❤❤❤ #Love
If Courtney can keep the jacket that Kurt killed himself in then I can wear the shorts that I once tried to kill myself in.
Remember your first true love? They're fucking someone else and embarassed that they ever associated with you.
Lol @ my being an organ donor even though I plan to ruin all of my organs the same way humanity has ruined my heart.
My next Tweets will be brought you by Ambien, Scotch, and a profound hatred of the human race.
I'm pretty sure most of us were picked on as kids. That's why we're so fucking funny and awesome now.
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