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950 Posts by seinlanguage
George: "I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special."
George: "I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
Newman: "I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping."
Jerry: "Define rarely."
Newman: "Frequently."
Mr. Peterman [in Burma]: "So did you have any trouble finding the place?"
Kramer: "You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.'"
Elaine: “Jerry, it’s three-thirty in the morning. I’m at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?”
Jerry: "I thought you said people dressed up when they go to the opera?"
Kramer: "People do. I don't."
George: "I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney."
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