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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane, Creator of Family Guy, American Dad, & The Cleveland Show
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1,680 Posts by sethmacfarlane
The medical marijuana crackdown is a major hardship for my friends who have fake glaucoma.
Here it is-- the Emmy ad the trades refused to run http://t.co/KGv9YX0I
4 out of 5 burnt-out astronomers agree: Jupiter is the fattest fuck in the solar system.
When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book."
At UN cocktail parties, I bet no one wants to get stuck chatting with the Haiti guy.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White who lived in a beautiful forest, and always had a vague look of numb disinterest.
Oh, great, it's summer. That means hearing about tomatoes for three fucking months.
Quick, somebody trademark the title "The Pope's Butler" before Kevin James does!
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