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10K Posts by sextralarge
10K Posts by sextralarge
Pineapple and celery can make semen taste sweet, while coffee and alcohol can make it taste bitter
Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an F in sex.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is pretty fucked up!!!
Love is to love someone for who they are, who they were, and who they will be.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Want to feel like a great pornstar and be the envy of your housemates? Fuck a girl with Tourette's Syndrome
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