Twitter profile for shwole

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@shwole

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The names Shwole Neck!

shwole Jacob Whitson

@rachelreloaded right here bookie!

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ratchet2english She Ratchet ™

I hate how Instagram forces you to crop your photos.

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comedytruth Funny tweets!

"I need to talk to you." That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life.

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comedytruth Funny tweets!

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.

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sodamntrue So Damn True!

Mom: Wake up. Me: *Maybe if I pretend I'm dead she'll go away*

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autocorrects Funny Tweets ™ ‏

I wish I could put people on mute.

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loveationship Love Facts ❤

Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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autocorrects Funny Tweets ™ ‏

Some kids were dropped as a baby. But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.

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shwole Jacob Whitson

I agree http://t.co/UFnWy68E2s

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theofficialted TED

"Awww, someone needs a hug!" "Touch me and you die."

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