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4 Posts by siklvalley
4 Posts by siklvalley
A fat girl served me in McD's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.'I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually!
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk.
What's a burnt pizza,frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was an idiot who didn't take it out in time
After reading this, you will notice that the the human brain doesn't inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time.
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