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318 Posts by simonward123
The papers report that a man has been bitten and trampled to death by donkeys.
Eeyore to have been more careful.
Women are only good for fucking and bleeding. @_SamuelJacobs harsh fuck you forgot cooking.
"Mr Muscle, loves the jobs you hate."
I used to hate cleaning my contact lenses.
Not any more though, now I'm fucking blind.
@childishparker @JoeRendell1 @simonward123 @tarik_thomas Got well and truly corpified last night
Drinking with Imran, close enough. Cheers @emma5xx http://t.co/40Y3eZn5Yz
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