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i retweet stuff i either find funny, agree with or disagree with its up to you to find out which is which! Lucky you!
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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't, numbers are not sentient thus incapable of feeling fear.
This is for all those wankers out there who aren't clever enough to think of a witty retort 😎 http://t.co/zbXysx0Md5
"Is there more beer in the fridge, boss?" he wheezed. "Beer makes lasses more sexy." Honestly, we've signed a fucking sweetheart, here."
I got him to chase a bottle of Staropramen that was secretly dangling from his own crash helmet, whilst carrying a fridge on his back.
I'm delighted to confirm that Big Daddy Cool, Andy Carroll has passed his medical. I devised it myself.
I once broke up with a girl because she wanted to watch 2Fast 2Furious at 10am.
Why is it that despite Bin Laden being an Arsenal fan, you're still the Worlds least popular Gooner? #AskPiers
I usually just spray my Lynx Africa on my underarms, chest, stomach, wrists, neck, t-shirt and jacket
"I can do a great impression" I told my wife "Who's this?"
"Charles Saaatchi" she coughed.
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