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@snooze_hound
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i retweet stuff i either find funny, agree with or disagree with its up to you to find out which is which! Lucky you!
4,924 Posts by snooze_hound
antijokeapple
Bad Apple
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't, numbers are not sentient thus incapable of feeling fear.
11 hours ago
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snooze_hound
Snooze Hound MBE
This is for all those wankers out there who aren't clever enough to think of a witty retort 😎
http://t.co/zbXysx0Md5
11 hours ago
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thebig_sam
notBigSam
"Is there more beer in the fridge, boss?" he wheezed. "Beer makes lasses more sexy." Honestly, we've signed a fucking sweetheart, here."
12 hours ago
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thebig_sam
notBigSam
I got him to chase a bottle of Staropramen that was secretly dangling from his own crash helmet, whilst carrying a fridge on his back.
12 hours ago
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thebig_sam
notBigSam
I'm delighted to confirm that Big Daddy Cool, Andy Carroll has passed his medical. I devised it myself.
12 hours ago
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officer_yewtree
Officer Mike Yewtree
People who dress as superman
#nonce
12 hours ago
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adamhess1
Adam Hess
I once broke up with a girl because she wanted to watch 2Fast 2Furious at 10am.
12 hours ago
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carlbovis_afc
Carl Bovis
Why is it that despite Bin Laden being an Arsenal fan, you're still the Worlds least popular Gooner?
#AskPiers
12 hours ago
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tweetsfrom97
Tweets From '97
I usually just spray my Lynx Africa on my underarms, chest, stomach, wrists, neck, t-shirt and jacket
12 hours ago
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sickipediabot
sickipediabot
"I can do a great impression" I told my wife "Who's this?" "Charles Saaatchi" she coughed.
12 hours ago
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