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Advice to All the People I Encountered Today
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Why did Obama give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to this South American dictator
Why did Obama give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to this South American dictator
Eating Triscuits in my cubicle makes me feel like a termite that's stuck in a dead-end job.
The thundershirt helps a little. But this beast still paws at my legs like a rabid raccoon
Because I like to insert "fuck" into every song lyric, I'm no longer invited to funerals, kids' parties or anything at all.
I don't fall for beef industry gimmicks. Even though it's National Burger Day, I refuse to eat more than my usual two per meal.
Letters of Note: Amateur comedy is too "On the nail"
lettersofnote.com/2011/08/amateur-comedy-is-too-on-nail.html
Comedian Phil Hartman was killed this day in 1998, age 49. A year before, he wrote this invaluable letter to a fan: http://t.co/3cK6zWSt
I feel guilty when a 22-year-old hits on me because I'm old enough to be her dad... is what guys who are not me might think.
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