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@surlyz
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– I'll be pleasant when I'm dead.
795 Posts by surlyz
Advice to All the People I Encountered Today
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Advice to All the People I Encountered Today
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15 hours ago
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Why did Obama give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to this South American dictator
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Why did Obama give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to this South American dictator
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Eating Triscuits in my cubicle makes me feel like a termite that's stuck in a dead-end job.
22 hours ago
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Tuesday, stop acting like Monday. You're embarrassing yourself.
2 days ago
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The thundershirt helps a little. But this beast still paws at my legs like a rabid raccoon
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Because I like to insert "fuck" into every song lyric, I'm no longer invited to funerals, kids' parties or anything at all.
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I don't fall for beef industry gimmicks. Even though it's National Burger Day, I refuse to eat more than my usual two per meal.
2 days ago
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Letters of Note: Amateur comedy is too "On the nail"
lettersofnote.com/2011/08/amateur-comedy-is-too-on-nail.html
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Comedian Phil Hartman was killed this day in 1998, age 49. A year before, he wrote this invaluable letter to a fan:
http://t.co/3cK6zWSt
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I feel guilty when a 22-year-old hits on me because I'm old enough to be her dad... is what guys who are not me might think.
3 days ago
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