Twitter profile for swayley

884 posts

Influential

@swayley

twitter.com/swayley

melbourne – moderately priced soaps are my calling.

swayley hayley caton

i wonder where Dwight is off to this morning http://t.co/7X72bfbf

16 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite

swayley hayley caton

"um hi I know I'm not allowed upstairs but um I came because I um love you and um can we cuddle" YES WE CAN

2 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

swayley hayley caton

guys, how did we go to whip and miss the part where this was happening? why did no one TELL me http://t.co/7PyfiZr6

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

swayley hayley caton

can someone propose to me real quick

11 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

swayley hayley caton

"how can we make our food more nutritious?" "put some pictures of lettuce on the packaging?" "PERFECT" -the KFC marketing team

11 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 3

swayley hayley caton

@shannenclay seriously, look at this ahahahhaha http://t.co/T6h6jPG4

12 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

swayley hayley caton

he was all: http://t.co/Eqfdx4Vb

14 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 2 more

swayley hayley caton

@amandaliveshere slip a 20 into the front page

14 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

swayley hayley caton

if @mitchelmusso got any more attractive I would probably explode

15 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 4