Twitter profile for swordi3

41 posts

@swordi3

twitter.com/swordi3

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mawkymark Mark Tomczyk

I'm so done with hot weather

08/28/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 27

notcommonfacts Not Common Facts ™

At age 21 Bill Gates was arrested for speeding in his Porsche 911 and immediately posted bail from his wallet full of cash.

08/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 349

nemoratedr Nemo

bitches be trippin bc i touched the butt

08/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12K

swordi3 amir

wiping my ass with sandpapre to prove im hardcore

08/26/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9

reddit_txt Reddit.txt

I like to shave one leg then when Im in bed I cross my legs and it feels like a womans laying beside me and our legs are intertwined

08/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 301

mythicbeast Emily

I jump from the basket of our romantic hot air balloon. My guts spill WILL YOU MARRY ME? across the field. "I WILL!" you shout from the sky.

08/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 24

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swordi3 amir

Like wheres dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? — http://t.co/AAZSUlLZ

08/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 370K more

mikesacco Mike Sacco

the world is making me very cross today!!!

08/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4

bransonbranson BRASNON

a group of female scientists looking skeptically at a whiteboard with 'the male orgasm??? true or false' written on it

08/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

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swordi3 amir

I gonna be like wheres dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? which dick? — http://t.co/AAZSUlLZ

08/20/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 370K more