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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
787 Posts by sylviem22
787 Posts by sylviem22
I'm not here to judge you...
Just laugh at you...
Soooo as you were...
@sylviem22 Hey i was in Mcdonalds yesterday and everyone was the right weight! Just the wrong height!!
At McDonald's when they say "sorry about your wait" they really mean "sorry about your weight".
I don't make the rules. I may not even like the rules, but as long as men accept vagina as currency, it will always be a woman's world.
Fireworks stands on the side of the road should be required to sell margaritas in the off season...
Does washing down vitamins with ice cold beer increase or decrease their effectiveness?
Don’t start because it's easy. Start because it's worth trying. Don’t stop because it's hard. Stop because you've tried your best.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need.
Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house.
I just "good gamed" my wife.
...and that's how I "spice things up" in our relationship.
Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.
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