Twitter profile for tanyahoffman

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@tanyahoffman

twitter.com/tanyahoffman

Sioux Falls South Dakota – Dark Hunter supporter and a mom. Also, I have lost my mind, if you find it let me know!!

mrfornicator Jamie Capria

IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant.

04/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 76

jonfmerz.net/2012/03/28/for-the-nyc-department-of-education/

tanyahoffman Tanya Hoffman

@jonfmerz & his character Lawson mock NYC Dept. of Education-http://bit.ly/H0moRa the Lawson #ebooks r great! #kindle #nook #lawsonvampire

03/28/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 41 more

jrehling JRehling

Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish.

03/07/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 35

emirkr emir kay

'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines.

02/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 257

xodeadlykissxo ⓁⒶⓊⓇⒶ

Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.

02/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9

indywoodfilms AD Lane (Filmmaker)

this film project came back from the DEAD, when I joined twitter, that is no word of a lie, because of U guys we make this film in 2012...

02/03/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4

smethanie Stephanie

Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, it's okay, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say.

01/14/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 58

clarkekant Clarke Kant

God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself.

10/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 45

t.co/

tanyahoffman Tanya Hoffman

Can everybody spare a moment to help a friend? She's starting a cake business & this would help her so much. http://t.co/zcOvQ93s Please RT

09/30/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3M more