Twitter profile for teachenator

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@teachenator

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Teacher of demons, mom of angel, wife of saint.

qikipedia The QI Elves

Palindromic advice to waiters: "Stressed? No tips? Spit on desserts." (via @TGNProfessor)

09/16/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 478

willyferrell Will

Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption 'nerdd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses.

09/15/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 496

omgfacts OMG Facts

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

09/14/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,102

willyferrell Will

DON'T GROW UP IT'S A TRAP

09/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 679

willyferrell Will

You actually have friends? "Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"

09/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 201

willyferrell Will

I wish my money would just have sex and multiply...

09/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 271

willyferrell Will

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

09/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 224

willyferrell Will

Friend: "I hope you burn in hell" Me: "I hope you step on a lego in the dark" Friend: *gasps* "Take that back!"

09/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 280

ivypicklebottom Ivy Picklebottom

I'd rather have a tarantula crawl into my ear and lay eggs than listen to a Nicki Minaj song.

09/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10

willyferrell Will

*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!! King germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!

08/03/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 217