Twitter profile for the_kevin_new

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@the_kevin_new

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There's a little, old, neurotic, Italian man who lives in my head. His name is Luigi.

thelindsayellis Lindsay Ellis

#ThingsISayToMuch Why are you named 'Much'? And why in gods name is this still trending?

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shitmydadsays Justin

"The 1st amendment doesn't say I have to listen to bullshit. Just 'cause farting's legal don't mean I gotta shove my nose in your asshole."

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albertbrooks Albert Brooks

Ryan's body fat and Romney's tax rate is the same number.

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kenjennings Ken Jennings

"I'm not here to make 'Friends'!" --Matthew Perry on some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!

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brianregancomic Brian Regan

Abraham Lincoln tweet: Anybody know a cool way to say 87 years?

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the_kevin_new Kevin New

First day. Away we go..

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d_leed Dustin Leed

If I were in a market where tickets are cheap I’d be in the arena at every game. Without a doubt.

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