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UnthoughtfulWordz™
A study says that men can be just friends with women without romantic intentions. Those men are called “gay”.
7 hours ago
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If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 86 old ladies.
17 hours ago
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Just because love stinks doesn't mean your pussy has to.
2 days ago
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UnthoughtfulWordz™
I got "good" tattooed on my dick...just so I could say that I've seen some good in a lot of women.
2 days ago
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UnthoughtfulWordz™
Wondering if 4 hours of non-stop masturbating is too long. I dont want to interrupt but im afraid my mom might hurt herself.
3 days ago
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Message on a church marquis; "It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees" Gonna sneek over there tonight & add "So blow me."
3 days ago
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The liquor store solves my problems.
4 days ago
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UnthoughtfulWordz™
I call my penis "Burger King" because you can definitely have it your way (hopefully doggie style).
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1.Boil water 2.Eat block of ramen 3.Drink boiled water 4.Snort flavored powder 5.Fuck Bitches
4 days ago
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