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Deming, New Mexico
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They call me..Murtle...ask and you shall receive....
911 Posts by themurtle
911 Posts by themurtle
You can either sit and complain or work hard and get that mother fucking mansion.
I'll be at the Ontario Improv in California on June 5th. Tweet me if you want free tickets. Gonna be hilarious.
The most damaging effect of global warming is that each year, more and more fat girls are wearing tank tops in public.
I'm going to be launching lots of new videos soon. Have you guys subscribed to my YouTube page yet? Get on it!
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I'm going to be launching lots of new videos soon. Have you guys subscribed to my YouTube page yet? Get on it
Do any of you have friends in Cleveland? Doing shows there next week. Would love to hook them up with some tix. Appreciate any help.Thanks!
If your ankles are the size of Vatican candles, do us a favor and stay inside.
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