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"I touch you once. I touch you twice. Ok I'm bored. Now I wanna touch someone younger than you."
Please give me an excuse to hate you. It makes things so much easier.
There should be a Stevie Nicks crowd control robot that just twirls endlessly while croaking "Stand back!"
Thinking of doing a one woman show so I can start ruining nights instead of having them ruined.
Just bought a grandmother clock. Every hour it pinches your cheek and asks, "What time is it, dear?"
Sometimes women look at menus like they've never seen or heard of food before.
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