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@theuserpool
twitter.com/theuserpool
Los Angeles
– You might call me a technology geek... I'm also the guy who's fucking your wife at work.
2,191 Posts by theuserpool
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Kings win!!! I don't really care. But yay!!!
2 hours ago
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Jason X
I'm gonna run a marathon! Just kidding. That's stupid.
3 hours ago
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Jason X
Hockey should be more violent. They skate on blades; they should have blades on the end of their sticks. Just a suggestion.
3 hours ago
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I haven't been to Tijuana for a while. Mainly because cartels want to kill me. Oh, and she-males want to touch me.
20 days ago
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I'm not an alcoholic, but.... It's not that drinking makes me happy; it's that being sober makes me sad.
20 days ago
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Jason X
I'm not an alcoholic, but... What do people do for fun if they don't drink?
20 days ago
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If "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" isn't you're favorite show, you're dead to me.
22 days ago
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@TheRealMissD
Happy birthday! I hope you had lots of cake and alcohol. Yes, this week. Yay!
04/29/2012
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Jason X
Well that was interesting.
04/28/2012
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I can't wait for "The Avengers" to come out. So I can get blown in the theater by a chick who also doesn't care about the movie.
04/27/2012
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