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133 Posts by thuthubeefcake
133 Posts by thuthubeefcake
If aliens ever visit, we're going to be pretty embarrassed if we don't have a place to quickly hide our movies about them.
Here's the change I used to get the pizza! #livetweetingpizzatime http://t.co/mVOuhS9p
For me, the hardest part about growing up as an only child was probably my siblings.
Why do you insist on running with two legs? Do not believe the propaganda. Learn to run ferally, on all fours. Never be late again.
@pattonoswalt Pour a cup of steaming hot water, immerse your fingers. Leave them, fighting the pain. This is your flesh-tea. Devour.
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