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I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some bastard with a torch, bringing me more work.
986 Posts by thypolar
986 Posts by thypolar
Asian guy is brought red wine. Complains, says he'll drink it but wants his damn Chardonnay. Then his phone rings #GangnamStyle #TrueStory
After @HackingVegas yelled about great sex & cum stains thru the casino I've decided he wears this new kind of "tequila drunk" shit well
Hell mutha fuckin yes!!!!!“@Pkitass: For @thypolar http://t.co/jQKvmJv4KP”
I totally wanna be that drunk bitch that's ass up & face down in a bush on Cops. They filming tonight? #CouldHappen
We didn't have a "do not disturb" sign so we totally just stole one from someone else's door #truestory http://t.co/hmcmpUP7aN
If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder.
Feeling the need to keep family traditions alive.
So, I'm drinking.
Again.
For my ancestors.
IT'S CALLED A LEGACY
Whose hubby just spent $100 on booze? #RaisesHand Damn I love @HackingVegas #TrueLoveRightThere
If I notice myself giving too much a fuck about something I immediately do a vodka cleanse of that shit!
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