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David Fincher To Helm YouTube’s First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes' | Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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David Fincher To Helm YouTube’s First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes' http://t.co/X0ZlrLYzWZ via @TheOnion
Pinterest should be called "You Fucking Love Chalkboard Paint and Mason Jars, Right?"
Every time you refer to Charleston as "Chucktown," an angel gets set on fire.
30 Rock: Liz Lemon, James Franco and Kimiko
@AsholeFoSho That made me think of this, for some reason: http://t.co/YxqZdB1tg9
@Brindolyn My BFF got this suggestion the other day: http://t.co/lugXtBjoKy
How to drive in Mount Pleasant: Step 1: Squeeze your butthole really, really tight. There are no other steps.
Nothing makes people instantly distrustful of you and your character like telling them you don't want or even like children.
Instead of doing crosswords or Sudoku to keep the ol' brain sharp, I like to try to remember all the porn titles from "Clerks."
Once you start talking about your "detox cleanse," I immediately tune you out for the rest of my life. Because you're an idiot.
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