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57 Posts by timmycwheeler
The hobbit? oh yeah AWESOME, i definitely wanna see a movie that has zero dogs on surfboards. sign me up for THAT one #pfft
I smoke weed and watch documentaries about people accomplishing amazing things and live vicariously through them while I do nothing irl
make that booty clap girl *clap clap* thanks for turning off the lights honey good night sweet dreams
haha homie you need life alert cuz u fell off your game and you can't get up!! - me laughing at my homie who needs life alert cuz he fell an
climb on into my bed, babe. let me just move these sandwiches and these backup sandwiches
Son, its time we had 'the talk.' [dad removes shirt, starts projector, chugs 4 beers] Ok! So Tower 1 steel beams could only have melted at-
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*takes a swing at a nasty curveball and misses* DAMNIT!!!! *a bunch of small turds slip out of my ass into the batters box*
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