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muttcutts Dumb & Dumber Quotes

All we gotta do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.

07/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 187

menshumor Men's Humor

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.

07/08/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4,358

causewereguys Because I'm a Guy

Blondes > Brunettes

07/08/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3,942

muttcutts Dumb & Dumber Quotes

Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot...

07/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 223

muttcutts Dumb & Dumber Quotes

Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense. "No, none taken."

07/03/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 394

causewereguys Because I'm a Guy

We're all so friendly when we're drunk. You and some random ass dude could become best friends in one night.

06/29/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,213

menshumor Men's Humor

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

06/28/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,382

collegetownlife CollegeTownLife

We don't believe in "too early" to pregame. #CTL

06/22/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 389

whattedsaid Ted

My movie is comin' out on June 29th now! So fired up, I could jizz cotton all up in this mug! (I have a mug for root beer)

06/20/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,334

menshumor Men's Humor

When in doubt, Google that shit!

06/14/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,773