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972 сообщений от toasterhead
A love like no other - that's the best part of being a parent, but if the simple wisdom of a child goes unnoticed you're fucking it up.
It's totally normal to have the Chicken Dance song playing in a continuous loop in your head every second of every day, right?
Only Six Percent Of Scientists Are Republicans: Pew Poll
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Only Six Percent Of Scientists Are Republicans: Pew Poll http://t.co/XVT8XTHAoT
think back to the first time you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy now think about the fact THAT SHIT EXISTS and is called an iPad
A new form of CAPTCHA when signing up for Twitter except you have correctly form a sentence using they're, their, and there.
CNN just wondered if I'm sending disasters to punish you for your sins. No, I'm sending them to punish you for CNN.
1. Put on Vader costume
2. Go to Star Trek movie
3. Yell "FAKE!" every 5 minutes
4. Get on news for being beaten by 200 nerds in pointy ears
If you wrote 1,000 pages describing how turtles look and work it would be more fucked up than any novel ever.
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